| It's the internet AND IT'S IN MY APARTMENT!!!!!!! This is monumental. I haven't had steady internet access since like July. Now I can go back to wasting my life away in front of the computer typing in this little diary. For you, my friends, this means constant updates, if anyone still reads this thing ever. Things are good. Work is draining though. I had the day off yesterday after working something like nine days straight. Six day weeks are awesome. Tonight some guy and his lady friend came in and ordered omelets and then gave Laura and I each a five dollar tip. People who tip 80 percent are awesome. Of course there were also about ten thousand sorority cunts who were obnoxious and never tip a dime. I hope all the time they spend in tanning booths and all the highlights they put into their hair eventually turns their bodies inside out and they walk around looking like Slim Goodbody wearing Tiffany's. Time to get drunk. |
