| The biggest mistake I ever made with this diary was giving the address to people I knew "in real life." Because it got spread around and a lot of people who I'd rather not share anything with are reading it. Or were reading it. The following applies only to those people who have met me in the flesh and known me on some sort of first name basis, excluding, of course, my friends. So, we used to be friends, but now we're not friends anymore. Or maybe we were never friends. Maybe you always hated me. Either way, you're here, reading this, and checking it pretty much every day. I can guess who pretty much everyone reading my diary is (outside of my millions of adoring fans). Anyway, I'm not sure what it is that keeps you coming back here all the time. I'm not even going to try to guess. The internet is gigantic. Is this all you can find to read? I probably should just say your name(s) and what (a) jackass(es) I think you are, but I forget why you possess such a distaste for me (after all, it has been quite a while) and I just thought that I'd let you know that I know. And that you should stop wasting your time here and spend it growing up. That's all. |
