| Okay, first off, happy anniversary to Mr. and Mrs. Burton. Cutest couple ever. They are so awesome and they married each other so their awesomeness wouldn't be diluted through their offspring. I can't wait to see their kids. They're going to be the funniest kids ever. I bet once they start speaking all they'll do it make jokes about priests and moustaches and the like. ANDREW AND SARAH RULE! Second, but not in any way less important, Julie Hag is the fucking coolest girl ever. Seriously. Oh my god. If I was as cool as she is at her age, I'd be napoleon taking over the world or something now. She mailed me an amazing package, particularly the envelope, which is so bomb that the post office had a hard time letting go of it. (Julie mailed this to me two weeks ago, a trip that would ordinarily take two days, but the disgruntled workers were so into reading my envelope, it took seven times as long.) Anyway, for reals. This Julie Cat writes me the funniest emails ever, and it blows my mind. Funny people are great. So three cheers for three awesome people. Woohoo! |
