| Dear Shmar, What the hell is going on? Where are you? Did you overdose on E again? Now, my birthday is in a week. Let me tell you how things are happening. On Monday night, June 9th, I am going to a bar at 11:59. I am getting pretty hammered because I have all of June 10th off. For dinner, we are going to MORIMOTO. It's really expensive but it's my fucking birthday and I'm going to have fun. Please please call me. I miss your ass. Love, Shmer Dear Julie Hag, You can come to Morimoto too. It's like a million dollars and you're sorta far away but it's me and the Iron Chef in one building. Love, Erin Dear Residents of Philadelphia and Montgomery Counties, During the week following June 10th, please excuse my behavior and disregard my behavior, appearance, as well as anything I might say to you. It's my birthday and well, you know how we do. Ms. E.E sooo addictive Dear Diaryland, I don't really have the internet right now. Chill out for a while. Girlyouknew |
