| I think today is my mom's birthday. I love Claussen kosher dill pickles and Arizona iced tea. I also love the fact that my boyfriend bought me donuts for dinner. PMS whaaaaaaa? I am now playing the scratch off lottery every day. My luck is so terrible, I think that eventually I should strike gold with these bitches. I made a dollar today. Well, technically I made five, because I didn't pay for the tickets. When the guy wasn't looking, I just launched myself over the counter and grabbed everything that I could. My boyfriend is pretty cool though. He doesn't care that I eat french fries and onion rings for dinner or that I burp louder than he does. He brought me cigarettes and beer today. He's kind of like my white trash wife. I'm a terrible white trash husband though. Boy, do I suck. Oh well. That's business. |
