| If anyone knows how to go about getting on unemployment, welfare, or food stamps, please e-mail me. Also, if anyone would like to buy the red half of the My So Called Life VHS boxed sed (six episodes) or a barely used copy of Almost Famous on DVD, e-mail me. I'm also going to sell my Gameboy Advance, complete with matching light, case, and a copy of the Harry Potter game. It's pink. Tell me if you want to buy it. I toyed with the idea of selling one of my guitars, but even though I don't play them enough anymore, they are still important to me and I'm not going to get rid of one for such a lame reason. I am selling my ovaries instead. |
