| Dearest Shmar, I am sitting here in my apartment on Sunday night, counting down the minutes until the latest episode of Anna Nicole and watching the Lisa Marie Presley E! True Hollywood Story in the interim. I am sort of depressed, so I am polishing off the vanilla Stoli that we didn't manage to finish last week. I have one can of diet coke left. All I can think is, it's only Sunday. One full week until you return to Boston. It's only Sunday and already I'm bored out of my mind. Who am I going to talk about Anna with? Who is going to watch American Idol with me? WHO? Who will help me decide who to vote for? I am lost without you. You need to get back here. Love, Shmer |